Self Interview Part 2

Here are some more self interview questions that I've answered on Facebook's 10-second Interview app.

I usually go to bed around...
2am

What makes you smile?
Animals being silly.

I'm down with...
Procastinatism

I'd describe my sense of humour as...
Warped.

What's the closest you've come to death?
Let's see... I got hit by a car, I blacked out while windsurfing, had heat stroke... why... I must be immortal!

What are the three ways you are making the world a better place?
My presence, my wisdom and did I mention my presence?

I love the scent of...
an approaching storm.

What would be your theme song?
I kinda like the Incredibles Theme but I suspect mine is more like the Gummy Bears...

Please tell my butler that for breakfast, I shall require...
milk and cereal... served naked.

When I'm elected, the first law I'll pass...
Make dogs and cats sacred.

If I had to jump from the top of a building, I'd prefer to land in...
A safety net.

Why did Jack & Jill really go up the hill?
To get "a pail of water". But stupid Jill forgot The Pill and now they have a daughter.

Use the following words in a sentence: Pink, Dirigible, Luckily & Phonics.
Luckily, a pink dirigible doesn't understand phonics.

What would your olympic event be?
I kinda like curling.

Life is lie a box of...
spare parts... you have to look while you dig through it to avoid the sharp bits.

Who would you want to be with on a desert island?
Wildlife/Survival Expert... A GOOD LOOKING ONE.

At first if you don't succeed...
cheat!

What do you think you'll name your kids?
I don't intend to have kids but I like "Binary" and "Qwerty"

Men are...
XY

Women are...
XX

I'd like to supersize...
My salary.

What makes you blush?
A compliment. Any compliment.

I wish my parents had named me...
James

How often do you cook?
In times of desperation.

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My magic wand will be constructed out of pure...
Titanium. I'm a modern wizard.

I like to put ketchup on...
Fried rice.

If I had a DeLorean, I'd...
trade it in for a SUV or a BMW.

My parents would kill me if I came home with...
another dog.

What's your favourite book?
The Lorax by Dr Suess

5-star hotel or a tent in the woods?
5-star hotel definitely! 6-star if possible.

What always makes you smile, no matter how bad a day you're having?
Seeing my 2 dogs jumping up and down in excitement when I open the front door.

Nothing beats...
a day off with nothing to do but laze around with your dogs.

What expression do you really hate?
Variations of "This is urgent. Please expedite it."

Why do people watch reality shows?
I can't speak for others but I watch it for the bitchfest.

People make fun of my...
man boobs.

If you had a pet rhino, what would you name it?
Diablo

I've always wanted...
to fly like Superman.

I once had a really wierd dream that...
I impaled myself on a javelin and felt my life draining out of the hole in my chest.

What was the best prank you ever played on someone?

Sat in the corner of a room in a chalet where my friend was sleeping. When she woke up. I pretended to be a ghost and asked her to go bring my body back from the beach. Freaked her out. Ha ha ha

If there were an extra hour in a day, I'd use it to...
sleep.

Which sport is best to watch?
Some people consider sex a sport... No? Ah well... Gymnastics.

What was the best advice you ever received?
Be nice on your way up cos you never know who you'll meet on your way down.