The last post got me thinking about some of the other super idiots I've encounted and I just simply have to share 2 of those encounters.
TRUE SINGAPORE HORROR STORIES
Case 1 - The Right Hand of God
There's this woman (Let's call her "NinNehNehDe) who helps feed and "protect" stray dogs. She's some kind of doctor (Identifies herself over the phone as "This is Dr ***) and she goes to the same church as my boss. She somehow managed to worm a deal out of him to let her do sterilizations for female dogs at 100 bucks (Normal cost of a medium sized dog = $260). She actually brought a dog down to another of our branches and the vet found that the dog was sick (Tick fever if I remember correctly). So the dog was not sterilized and instead treated for its illness. That Ninnehnehde made a big fuss out of it when she found out and scolded the vet, insisting that the dog was not brought in to be treated and so she refused to pay the (super discounted) cost of treatment.
After that bad experience, my colleagues at the other branch grew weary of her and she suddenly called up at the branch I work and demanded the same terms for sterilization, saying it was agreed by my boss. I of course had never heard of such an agreement and so checked with my boss. He of course denied he ever agreed to such an agreement and to cut long story short, she was finally given the go ahead to bring her dogs in to our clinic. We were warned to do only surgery and nothing else without first informing her.
The very first batch of dogs that came in, one of them was actually bleeding from her vulva and upon examination, we discovered that the dog had a cancerous growth in her vagina. The surgery was thus aborted and we called that Ninnehnehde to let her know. Instead of thanking us, that Ninnehnehde actually told us off and insisted that we carry on with the surgery as she doesn't want to bear the cost of doing anything else. Our vet refused saying that the dog is a very bad candidate for surgery in her current condition but that Ninnehnehde kept insisting saying that she's willing to take the risk. (Of course lah. It's not your life or your vagina at stake what...) Our vet then held her ground and that Ninnehnehde became verbally abusive and got louder and louder. We called our boss to complain and he gave the go ahead to ban her from the clinic if she continues to treat us like that. In the end, she reluctantly agreed to have the dog treated, well she actually insisted that we give the dog chemotherapy on the spot. WTF! We didn't even carry the bloody drug! So we refered the dog to our other branch and officially banned her from our branch. Henceforth, she couldn't bring her animals to our branch for discounted procedures.
After a couple of months, that Ninnehnehde actually called me up at the clinic. What a transformation! Not only was she civil, she was actually polite! She said that she wanted to book in a $100 spay at our branch cos the dog lives in the area. I of course told her (politely) that she would have to pay full price for surgery at this branch and that the agreement was for her to go to our other less busy branches for such discounted procedures. She was quite persistant and in the end I told her that I couldn't make that decision to allow her to do so on my own and that I'll discuss it with my vet before getting back to her. My vet of course refused to deal with her so I called her back to let her know that our stand remains unchanged.
*Cue Transformers Theme Song* [Transformers! More than meets the eye!]
Her tone and attitude changed so fast that the speed of a camera shutter pales in comparison. She immediately started accusing me of being heartless and she actually said to me
TRUE SINGAPORE HORROR STORIES
Case 1 - The Right Hand of God
There's this woman (Let's call her "NinNehNehDe) who helps feed and "protect" stray dogs. She's some kind of doctor (Identifies herself over the phone as "This is Dr ***) and she goes to the same church as my boss. She somehow managed to worm a deal out of him to let her do sterilizations for female dogs at 100 bucks (Normal cost of a medium sized dog = $260). She actually brought a dog down to another of our branches and the vet found that the dog was sick (Tick fever if I remember correctly). So the dog was not sterilized and instead treated for its illness. That Ninnehnehde made a big fuss out of it when she found out and scolded the vet, insisting that the dog was not brought in to be treated and so she refused to pay the (super discounted) cost of treatment.
After that bad experience, my colleagues at the other branch grew weary of her and she suddenly called up at the branch I work and demanded the same terms for sterilization, saying it was agreed by my boss. I of course had never heard of such an agreement and so checked with my boss. He of course denied he ever agreed to such an agreement and to cut long story short, she was finally given the go ahead to bring her dogs in to our clinic. We were warned to do only surgery and nothing else without first informing her.
The very first batch of dogs that came in, one of them was actually bleeding from her vulva and upon examination, we discovered that the dog had a cancerous growth in her vagina. The surgery was thus aborted and we called that Ninnehnehde to let her know. Instead of thanking us, that Ninnehnehde actually told us off and insisted that we carry on with the surgery as she doesn't want to bear the cost of doing anything else. Our vet refused saying that the dog is a very bad candidate for surgery in her current condition but that Ninnehnehde kept insisting saying that she's willing to take the risk. (Of course lah. It's not your life or your vagina at stake what...) Our vet then held her ground and that Ninnehnehde became verbally abusive and got louder and louder. We called our boss to complain and he gave the go ahead to ban her from the clinic if she continues to treat us like that. In the end, she reluctantly agreed to have the dog treated, well she actually insisted that we give the dog chemotherapy on the spot. WTF! We didn't even carry the bloody drug! So we refered the dog to our other branch and officially banned her from our branch. Henceforth, she couldn't bring her animals to our branch for discounted procedures.
After a couple of months, that Ninnehnehde actually called me up at the clinic. What a transformation! Not only was she civil, she was actually polite! She said that she wanted to book in a $100 spay at our branch cos the dog lives in the area. I of course told her (politely) that she would have to pay full price for surgery at this branch and that the agreement was for her to go to our other less busy branches for such discounted procedures. She was quite persistant and in the end I told her that I couldn't make that decision to allow her to do so on my own and that I'll discuss it with my vet before getting back to her. My vet of course refused to deal with her so I called her back to let her know that our stand remains unchanged.
*Cue Transformers Theme Song* [Transformers! More than meets the eye!]
Her tone and attitude changed so fast that the speed of a camera shutter pales in comparison. She immediately started accusing me of being heartless and she actually said to me
"Just know that you will be punished in your afterlife."
Wow! I didn't know she actually wielded such holy power that I will be punished in my afterlife for not giving her a discount. Must be the 8th deadly sin. Moses must have already started down the mountain when God said "Oh wait... And Thou shalt give Ninnehnehde a big discount. Write that down!". So I paused for about 1 second, smiled to my reflection in the computer screen and told her "Thank you but I'm probably going to hell anyway." To which she replied:
"Just know that what goes round comes around"
and she hung up on me (Something she's rather fond of doing).
She's banned from our branch completely now.
What goes round comes around bitch. You said so yourself.
2 comments:
im loving the retort. (:
/minicorn.
Whahhahha that Dr *BWEEP* is really pain in the arse man... hur hur...
Dmn funnie lor... why you name her nei nei de when she seems to be lacking of it? Whahhahah
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